three things

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Listening to: Aesop Rock - [Aesop Rock Singles & B-Sides] Take me to the Basement

It involves trained giant sloths dropped from helicopters, several marching bands and a mysterious grove of bamboo. Pure and simple.

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Listening to: Candido - [Drum Fever #07] Sultry

Smurf Declaration of Independence

by Jordy Lee
age 7
3/27/1980


I, Jay E. Smurf, say that this is so we get free of America once and for all! [loud cheers]

And that we are free of their laws! They aren't the only ones that have the right to be free! [loud cheering]

We can be free by fighting for justice,peace, and faith! We can be a strong country if we try! I have made a song to prove our faith. It goes like this:


We are the Smurfs,
And we do what we please!
Yes, We are the Smurfs!


And so, fellow smurfs, we must win a war started by America. We will end this war, and I mean we will end this war, and I mean we will win it, not run away like chickens.

We are winners, and we know it! Nobody can stop us from winning the war!
We are the best! We even get our oil cheaper from Iran. We don't have energy problems, they do.

We are the best!

Jay E. Smurf



















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Listening to: The Pillows - [FLCL/Furikuri Soundtrack] Ride on Shooting Star

Ron Paul is a nasty evil goblin and he will forcibly extract your lymph and bile to replicate himself (part 2)

Ron Paul feeds on the pain of humans.


Plus, he wipes his ass with the Constitution.

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Listening to: The Presets - [Are You The One? 12"] Are You The One (Van She Mix)

Ron Paul is a horrible, evil troll and he wants to kill everybody (part 1)

Ron Paul wants to skullfuck your uncle while you watch.

(and furthermore, he loves the KKK)
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Listening to: Manu Dibango - [Another collection of modern a #10] Senga

Aries tend to dig that skunk

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Listening to: The Warlocks - [Heavy Duty Skull Lover #03] So Paranoid

inspired by Umberto Eco

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Listening to: Child Abuse - [SXSW 2007 Showcasing Artists] Pre-Emptrive Preapism

sometimes he turns into a kangaroo

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Listening to: Prefuse 73 - [Surrounded by Silence #10] Gratis [Pedro vs. Prefuse]

from the table of Presbyter Johannes

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Listening to: Electric Six - [Fire #03] Naked Pictures (Of Your Mother)

Ensign Craig, maroonneneer

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Listening to: Dizzee Rascal - [The Remix #02] Respect Us (Crunk & Grime Mix)

I have whipped The Gimp back into submission

hooray! now I can draw more annoying fake alien stuff that looks all crappy on your CRT monitor. Regular posting will resume as soon as I get over how damn sexy this picture is.

The Gimp stopped playing nice

it stopped getting along with my Bamboo tablet - shitballs.


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Listening to: The Kinks - [The Kinks - Are The Village Green Preservation Society [Album] #03] Picture Book

at last the teby tent

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Listening to: Syl Johnson - [Is It Because I'm Black (1970) #02] A2-Come Together

My small homage to that awesome scene near the end of Robocop

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Listening to: Maceo & the macks - [title #13] Cross the track 75

only bears do it for fun

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Listening to: Brother Ali - [SXSW 2007 Showcasing Artists] Truth Is

I am unhappy, basically

Clicky McClickerson


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Listening to: Mixtape - Freestyle Session 7

All mammals have evil kings

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Listening to: Pepe Deluxé - [Beatitude CD1 #10] Indifference

another horrible fish

orangish for der Hallowed 'een!
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Listening to: Au Revoir Simone - [SXSW 2007 Showcasing Artists] Fallen Snow

only a little fish

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Listening to: The Kinks - [The Kinks - Percy [Album] #12] Willesden Green

Legopterin Meliciousne (Chesney's complaint)

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Listening to: Balkan Beat Box - [SXSW 2007 Showcasing Artists] Bulgarian Chicks

Walk away slowly. Pretend you don't know.

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Listening to: Candido - [Drum Fever #05] Yolanda

all mammals know how to use poison against their enemies

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Listening to: Prinzhorn Dance School - [Prinzhorn Dance School #01] Realer, Pretender

all mammals can make bombs

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Listening to: BATTLES feat Joell Ortiz - Leyendecker (Dj Emz W.231 Remix)

Redactulus Meropi (maxillo myalgia)

this one gets big if you click it! (as requested by samurai)
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Listening to: British Sea Power - [EP #01] Atom

Fletcher's Symbiotes (keratin oxidation disorder)

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Listening to: soulslap

Clabori Robosticus (replodicus syndrome)

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Listening to: Shout Out Out Out Out - [SXSW 2007 Showcasing Artists] Dude, You Feel Electrical

Anlyginon Prosgnestun (Sherupti virus)

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Listening to: Busdriver - [Temporary Forever #01] Gun Control

special guest artist : Chris Gorges

Chris is an amazing comic-- check out his myspace page

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Listening to: MeXicaNa - New Version

Ergomacoccillus Amercious (ventral)

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Listening to: Pepe Deluxé - [Beatitude CD1 #06] Daddy's Blazin' BBQ

do not show them yr gin

where it stops nobody knows

rodontodon virii

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Listening to: Prefuse 73 - [Surrounded by Silence #05] Expressing Views Is Obviously Illegal

I'm going to the food pantry!

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Listening to: Dangerscouse - [Sound (as Four Pound)] Sound (As Four Pound)

my strategy

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Listening to: Dan Deacon - The Crystal Cat

I will murder your eyeballs

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Listening to: Busdriver - Kill Your Employer

electrotoxoplasmid

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Listening to: Black Moth Super Rainbow - [SXSW 2007 Showcasing Artists] Forever Heavy

walk a mile

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Listening to: ccc - [Cracked Pepper CD0 #05] Kelly Watch The Hole

the kick ass moonbase in which I should be dwelling

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Now playing on foobar2000: RIP SLYME - [galaxy-cds #01] GALAXY
via FoxyTunes

your hamster is giving me the stink eye

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Now playing on foobar2000: Manu Dibango - [Another colelction of modern a #10] Senga
via FoxyTunes

an unusual threat

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Now playing on foobar2000: Prefuse 73 - [Surrounded by Silence #10] Gratis [Pedro vs. Prefuse]
via FoxyTunes

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Now playing on foobar2000: marvin gaye - [anotherlatenight ] t plays it cool
via FoxyTunes

will you follow the mountain penguin into his hut? turn to page 72

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Now playing on foobar2000: Look Out Weekend - Derbie Deb
via FoxyTunes

shopping with the fishes

I am troubled by the aura of chicken

Lincoln consults the oracle of liberty

the flower that menaces me

bird trap

they do not know why