Pamphlets By Samuel Roffey Maitland
After bonding with the Native Americans over meals of snapper turtle and raw bear meat, he realises the error of his ways, frees the captives, and leads the Seminoles in battle against the greedy developers...
ha ha, just kidding, they happily sell them off in Fort Myers
Our hero heads back to do some more kidnapping, this time in the everglades. Which leads us to this curious passage...
I see...
the plant is now used mostly as a shrub and ornamental, also grows wild across southern Florida.
also, the seeds are oily enough to be used as candles.
and furthermore...
A New Voyage Round the World ... By William Dampier, James Knapton
I CAN, WILL AND MUST SEEK OUT THIS MAGICAL COCAINE FIRE CANDY FRUIT THAT IS FIT TO FUCK RATHER THAN BITE, AND COMES RECOMMENDED BY BOTH A FRENCHMAN AND A CALLOUS KIDNAPPER OF INDIANS. As soon as it stops raining.
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